What is Wensdi? - Friday... Another cat in a jumper day!!! Oh, how unexpected...

I had planned to select an awesome and obviously genius poem I wrote as a teenager to assist the cat, but upon reading them and dying several times from cringe. I have decided that they should stay hidden away in the diary of teenage horror. Seriously, SO SO SOOOO BAD! 

Sadly, that means that you only get to see this rather splendid cat all alone and unaccompanied by the awful wittering's of a 17 year old me, which actually you should be seriously thankful for!

Enjoy! :D

What is Wensdi? - Today

You know when you are bored and you start to look through old stuff and laugh at all the mad shiz you've collected and made over the years? 

I discovered this poem I wrote in 2006, I was 19 then (wow that was long ago), it's completely ridiculous I literally have no idea what it was I was trying to say or why I wrote it. 

Tormented carpet pieces,
lay stripped and torn,
foot worn and tired from use.
Carpet old, has no purpose
stripped of all dignity and pride,
carpet left, tossed aside.
No respect, no retirement party.
Carpet job done, left outside.
Cut in pieces, left out to decompose,
it's life was long, a job well done.
Now forgotten, with no praise at all.
Tormented carpet pieces,
lay scattered in despair.

If anyone out there would like to tell me what the hell they think I was talking about I'd love to hear what your interpretations are!  It can't simply be that I was feeling sorry for a carpet can it?

Enjoy.

What is Wensdi? - Monday, by Jove she actually came back like she said she would!

As promised I have returnethed... AND WITH CATS IN JUMPERS!!!

Well Cat in Jumper, I'm not going to over load you with these, they are a delicacy that need to be enjoyed in the right way!

Oh my, indeed! Is this not the most amazing sight to behold?

This is just a sketch from my sketchbook, I have aspirations to fill the whole of this A6 sketchbook with cats in jumpers. 

Why, I hear you ask? Because I can, because I bloody well want to and WHO DOESN'T LOVE A CAT IN A JUMPER?

You see, I love cats, but I am allergic to them, and this is one of the saddest things to ever happen to a human born to the planet earth, trust me! So to vent my frustrations I sit and draw cats in jumpers and only occasionally watch videos on youtube.

Ha! So Yeah come back for more cats in jumpers and other doodles and witterings.

Enjoy.