What is Wensdi? - Meowday!

Meow, meow, meow!! Cats Galore!

 Enjoy :D

What is Wensdi? - Friday... Another cat in a jumper day!!! Oh, how unexpected...

I had planned to select an awesome and obviously genius poem I wrote as a teenager to assist the cat, but upon reading them and dying several times from cringe. I have decided that they should stay hidden away in the diary of teenage horror. Seriously, SO SO SOOOO BAD! 

Sadly, that means that you only get to see this rather splendid cat all alone and unaccompanied by the awful wittering's of a 17 year old me, which actually you should be seriously thankful for!

Enjoy! :D

What is Wensdi? - Tuesday

Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, where have you been? You've been to london... To visit the Queen?

No Wensdi, I went to London To find this most awesome jumper which I wear today! Only I didn't go to London and I didn't get my jumper from anywhere, you see YOU were the one who made me and my jumper and now I can never deny the creation of my existence. Thanks.


Enjoy :D

What is Wensdi? - Monday, by Jove she actually came back like she said she would!

As promised I have returnethed... AND WITH CATS IN JUMPERS!!!

Well Cat in Jumper, I'm not going to over load you with these, they are a delicacy that need to be enjoyed in the right way!

Oh my, indeed! Is this not the most amazing sight to behold?

This is just a sketch from my sketchbook, I have aspirations to fill the whole of this A6 sketchbook with cats in jumpers. 

Why, I hear you ask? Because I can, because I bloody well want to and WHO DOESN'T LOVE A CAT IN A JUMPER?

You see, I love cats, but I am allergic to them, and this is one of the saddest things to ever happen to a human born to the planet earth, trust me! So to vent my frustrations I sit and draw cats in jumpers and only occasionally watch videos on youtube.

Ha! So Yeah come back for more cats in jumpers and other doodles and witterings.

Enjoy.

What is Wensdi? - Saturday, the return!

So I was mean't to come and upload all of the fantastic drawings I had done today while playing out with Andrew, the fact of the matter is NO ONE draws when out playing, so in my desperate attempt to rectify the situation I started looking through all my old stuff I found evidence of all the awful things I did to Snow White and Belle when I was a sexually frustrated first year at uni.

I warn you all now it's not pleasant, not because of the questionable content, but because of how AWFUL these drawings are!! I'm going to share them with you all, so you too can be horrified by the awfulness of them.

The other reason I have decided to show you is because for Christmas I did an illustration of a sexy ass Belle for my brother, and I must say my drawing has improved significantly!! Now I can only show you a photo my brother took of the illustration as I didn't take one because I'm an idiot.

And yes I'm aware the picture isn't in the frame properly, I'm sure he fixed that after...But look at that ass, its like a bajillion times batter that what I was doing 7 years ago.

Anyway, Enjoy.

What is Wensdi? - Wednesdays

Oh deary me, I don't have a lot of time today, I feel like the White rabbit rushing round left, right and centre, I haven't even got much to show, I need to do another sketchbook and doodle cull. For now here's the last few bits I have.

Just some heads, working on ideas of hair styles, I really like, well all of them. I've found since I've started to show my doodles and work I've become rather motherly and protective of them, I don't want to say I like any one more than the others as I love all my drawing children and don't want them growing up with mother issues...

Owlies pretty self explanatory, they are owls...I have an idea for these guys, something along the lines of owlie news, with little illustrations of the owls depicting news stories. We'll see if it comes to fruition. 

                                           

                                             

And some other doodles, Balloony June, her hands are balloons and can blow up to bigger sizes and can explode, don't really know what I was thinking about when I made her, all I know is there is actually nothing more terrifying than a balloon popping, so she'd make one heck of a super villain...Anyway, there's also a shrunken head, she's pretty isn't she? She shouldn't be, but she is.

You know considering I started this post with the awareness of decreasing time, its turned out to be one of the wordiest posts I've written, not that much has actually been said.

Enjoy.

What is Wensdi? - Tuesday

Well I got my electricity bill this morning and its freezing, my hands are numb and it hurts to type but I daren't put the heating on, damn you electric company and your extortionate prices! 

I'm going to be spending today doing mostly Illustration work for my children's illustration portfolio and possibly watching revenge or doing everything I can to not watch revenge as it is such a huge distraction!

 Anyway here's some pretty drawings from my sketchbook I've yet to show you. 

Enjoy my dearies.

This is how I feel but without all the nice lovely warm snuggly layers :'(

What is Wensdi? - It's been snowing ?

Not that there has been much evidence of it here in Preston! Just rain, lots and lots of rain, so here's a snowy scene to make up for it.

What is Wensdi? - Monday, Monday.

So, have you all been waiting to see what I have in store for you today? It's exciting waiting for something isn't it?! 

NO! No it isn't, I hate surprises and I hate anticipation, so I will delay you no longer.  

I would like to Introduce Egor :D.

He's Russian and likes collecting dead animals they're the only things that really talk to him these days, ever since he was let out of 'St. Margaret's home of the lost minds' where he learned he would be happier and safer if he just avoided as many people as possible.


I want to just say something totally unrelated to this post, This morning I opened my laptop and Kenny Rogers starts singing "Ruby, don't take your love to town" to me. It was quite nice being serenaded by my laptop first thing in the morning, however I don't like it's choice of song, as I am now worried that my laptop thinks I am going out to have fun with other laptops and it may plan to kill me so I don't leave it....

Or its warning me that, that's what my old laptop is thinking as I haven't actually turned my old laptop on since I got this one for Christmas. Hmm, anyway hope you all enjoy EGOR!

Umm, a little late maybe?

I wasn't going to post anything today, but these lil guys make me laugh and I won't have the chance to show them till the end of this year if I wait any longer. So here's a silly idea I had for a Christmas card design. 

What is Wensdi? - My day Fridays

Until I can decide what to do on Friday's they will continue to just be 'My Days', meaning I'll put up whatever I damn well please! Today it's Mr Narwhal, I'm sure we'll see more of him soon.

Hi Mr.Narwhal, I'm not a star just yet but I thought I'd greet you since I don't imagine the stars will talk back... unless only narwhals can hear stars, in which case forgive me my ignorance. <3

Happy, smiley, awesome, goodness, YAY!

Oma nom ma nom! You said bad words!

Sometimes it's the only thing you can say.

What is Wensdi? - Wednesdays!!!

Hello one and all and welcome to my blog. Visit weekly every Wednesday to see new stuff from my sketchbook and other random shizz. Upcoming posts will include 'Why men SHOULD buy tampons!' As well as things that need extra special love such as dancing panda bears and lonely Russian Zombies.

For today some sketchbook doodles. I'm not liking the cold, but I'm loving the excuse for awesome jumpers and hats. 

Don't forget to visit next week for What is Wensdi Wednesday's!